R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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