and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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