i permit you to call me
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I can't put those talents on a resume
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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