You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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