East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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