Where is the hickey?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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