I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
