Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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