I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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