I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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