Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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