try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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