i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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