You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
try to milk me bitch
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
