dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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