Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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