erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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