do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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