Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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