The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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