he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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