how hairy? two words: wookie tits
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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