Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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