i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake