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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.

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• (714): View more from California

  I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?

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• (518): View more from New York

  It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?

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