Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?

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(678): View more from Georgia

No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works

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(248): View more from Michigan

she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.

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(323): View more from California

may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.

(818): View more from California

First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.

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(217): View more from Illinois

she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My vibrator challenges you to a duel.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.

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(913): View more from Kansas

as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.

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