i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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