But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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