We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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