Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My dick has a subreddit
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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