hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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