Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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