i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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