grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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