Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just want to make out with him forever
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
pray to the hookup gods
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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