Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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