Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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