Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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