i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
not ubering you a puppy
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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