Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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