Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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