he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
God I need to hump something, right now.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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