I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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