Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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