Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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