as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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