its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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