He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
