At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
time to smoke my breakfast
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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