It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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