They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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