speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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