Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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