Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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