**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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