Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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