in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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